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Taking your breath away...one day at a time!

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1) LIFE IS RARELY FAIR SO MOVE ON
2) EGG WHITES BREED STINKY FARTS
3) WINE IN A BOX IS CHEAP ASS
4) MILK COMES FROM A TIT
5) TOILET LIDS ARE COLD DURING WINTER

GOD WAS ON A BREAK

A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in the Kiev Zoo after he crept into an enclosure, a zoo official said Monday.

The man shouted "God will save me, if he exists",lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions, the official said.

A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.

The man died shortly thereafter.

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