20 of the greatest quotes about sex by celebrities
20. "During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else."
-Richard Lewis
19. "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."
-Kevin Costner
18. "I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible."
-Leslie Nielsen
17. "Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs."
-George Carlin
16. "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
-Drew Carey
15. "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
-Rodney Dangerfield
14. "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
-Steve Martin
13. "Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
-Woody Allen
12. "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
-Marilyn Monroe
11. "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
-Woody Allen
10. "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
-Winston Churchill
9. "When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
-Matt Groening
8. "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
-Brendan Francis
7. "There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
-Denis Leary
6. "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-Edgar Wallace
5. "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
-Woody Allen
4. "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
-Robin Williams
3. "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
-Steve Martin
2. "My girlfriend said to me in bed last night 'You're a pervert' I said, 'That's a big word for a girl of nine'."
-Emo Philips
1. "If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex."
-Kate Beckinsale
-Richard Lewis
19. "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."
-Kevin Costner
18. "I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible."
-Leslie Nielsen
17. "Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs."
-George Carlin
16. "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
-Drew Carey
15. "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
-Rodney Dangerfield
14. "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
-Steve Martin
13. "Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
-Woody Allen
12. "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
-Marilyn Monroe
11. "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
-Woody Allen
10. "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
-Winston Churchill
9. "When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
-Matt Groening
8. "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
-Brendan Francis
7. "There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
-Denis Leary
6. "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-Edgar Wallace
5. "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
-Woody Allen
4. "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
-Robin Williams
3. "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
-Steve Martin
2. "My girlfriend said to me in bed last night 'You're a pervert' I said, 'That's a big word for a girl of nine'."
-Emo Philips
1. "If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex."
-Kate Beckinsale
#14....funny!