1) LIFE IS RARELY FAIR SO MOVE ON
2) EGG WHITES BREED STINKY FARTS
3) WINE IN A BOX IS CHEAP ASS
4) MILK COMES FROM A TIT
5) TOILET LIDS ARE COLD DURING WINTER
Hello, my name is Josh DeLozier and I am a father of two amazing children with whom I love more than anything this life has to offer and the very best family anyone can dream of having. I truly feel blessed.
I created this blog page to pass on funny stuff I run across to my family and friends and to offer something meaning from time to time. I am pretty chill but mostly goofy, over the top and highly social. I tend to put my foot in my mouth often (not intentionally) and truly push the envelope of people's level of comfort. I highly dislike status quo or average. Why be normal, average or typical at anything in this life. How boring. So,I choose to be different, controversial and push things cause that is really who I am. If you don't like me I won't say I am sorry and if you do like me I won't say I know. In either case you pay attention to me so I win. I live life one day at a time and take in everything I can. I love people more than possessions and I appreciate what God has given to me
so freaking true....lol