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1) LIFE IS RARELY FAIR SO MOVE ON
2) EGG WHITES BREED STINKY FARTS
3) WINE IN A BOX IS CHEAP ASS
4) MILK COMES FROM A TIT
5) TOILET LIDS ARE COLD DURING WINTER

Is N.Korea really talking about nuclear war?

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North Korea has nukes? It is reported that they have several at their disposal and with their inherent Napoleon complex, who knows what they’ll do with them.

To the dismay of the UN, an organisation whose primary backers have enough Nuclear weapons to destroy the universe 400 times over, North Korea yesterday carried out a powerful underground nuclear test, the second of it’s kind. The UN Security Council tonight unanimously condemned North Korea for whats is said was “clear violation” of a previous resolution.

A spokesperson for the Security Council said yesterday, “Britain, America, Russia, they can all have nukes, Pakistan, maybe India, Israel, they’re cool too, but we can’t just let every Tom, Dick and Harry defend themselves with world ending weapons. How would we control them? They will be able to do whatever they like.”

World leader have united in condemnation of North Korea actions. Gordon Brown said last night that Great Britain would do “everything in its power to starve the citizens of North Korea until its government agreed to do exactly as it is told,” while Barack Obama said in response to the tests, “There is no way we can let people this small have nuclear missiles. Their self-esteem is so low. One missed dose of Zoloft and we’ll all be living in a scene from Terminator: Salvation.”



TAKE A REAL GOOD LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE........DOES THIS GUY REALLY LOOK LIKE HE IS CAPABLE OF PRESSING A LITTLE RED BUTTON? OBAMA, SEND KIM JONG a stimulus package and a bottle of Zoloft, please....

Sincerely,
Josh DeLozier

1 comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
     

    Screw the N.Koreans. Their leader is a fat goofy idiot!

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